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[artificialcommand]

This space for cuddles and defiling!! And occasionally gifs if we can't take things seriously.

Comments

Re: Day 314, after the party

[telepathetically]

I am KIND OF DISTRACTED

Re: Day 314, after the party

[artificialcommand]

I haven't even taken off my clothes yet.

Re: Day 314, after the party

[telepathetically]

When you do I will be BEYOND distracted

[artificialcommand]

Don't let it get that bad.

[kissing along his collarbone]

[telepathetically]

I-I'l try.

[artificialcommand]

If you can't stay focused how can I take my clothes off?

[slowing his kissing so that he can work on getting his shirt off though]

[telepathetically]

I don't know, taking your clothes off i-is a distraction too.

[artificialcommand]

So I can't do anything without you getting distracted.

[telepathetically]

I am sorry, arousal makes thinking ha—DIFFICULT.

[artificialcommand]

Did you just deliberately avoid a pun?

[shirt is off, look more distracting things]

[telepathetically]

NO SHUT UP

[artificialcommand]

It was a perfect opening and you didn't take it. What would Kazuki say?

[telepathetically]

Kazuki gets no say in sex jokes!

[artificialcommand]

He'd make it worse anyways.

[telepathetically]

Yes I'm sure he would.

[making a face ARE WE REALLY TALKING ABOUT KAZUKI NOW REALLY TIME AND PLACE HARUKI!!!!!]

[artificialcommand]

[MAKING A FACE BACK yes yes fine no talking about kazuki during sex, it can be a rule]

[telepathetically]

Harukiiiiiiiii

[artificialcommand]

Moving on. I had a relevant question for you.

[employing the art of DRAMATIC SUSPENSE by kissing along yuki's neck instead of asking said question]

[telepathetically]

You di— ahh...

[artificialcommand]

You had something you were working on, didn't you? Did you finish it?

[not remembering a name, but vague thoughts of mistletoe with emphatic links being turned into potions]

[telepathetically]

...I haven't TESTED it, but it's TECHNICALLY finished...

[artificialcommand]

We probably shouldn't be trying something before it's been tested.

[telepathetically]

Trying is HOW it's tested.

[artificialcommand]

Are we going to be the guinea pigs for it?

[telepathetically]

If you want?